Below the bottom · 4,012 m · one button down

The floor marked Lower.

The elevator always had a button for it. Nobody pressed it. It’s lit now. Down here: a weather service, a wardrobe and a steel ball that goes all the way down.

Everything on this floor is built in code and drawn live in your browser. Nothing is a video. The snow is real, in the sense that it falls.

  1. 01Weather Servicea snow globe · shake it
  2. 02Forty-Oneone suit is off · find it
  3. 03The Census Run4,000 m in a steel ball
Capacity: one (1) gentleman · Do not tap the glass
Lower deck · bay 01Weather Service · est. 2019Discontinued 2019. Budget.

Grab it and shake

Lower deck · bay 02Forty-One · the wardrobeAll ivory. All double-breasted.

Forty-one suits

One of them is slightly off.

Spin the rail. Find it before the clock runs out. Each round, it gets less off.

Drag to spin the rail · tap a suit

Lower deck · bay 03The Census Run · 0 → 4,000 mOne question. Every year.

The Census Run

Once a year, a man rides down in a steel ball.

This year you’re the man. Steer around the shallow things, pick up the tube mail, keep the hull together, and ask one question at the bottom.

← → or drag to steer · Space or tap ◎ to ping

← → or drag · Space to ping